Tail end of autumn
Sunday 29th November, 2015.
Saturday
The second named storm has been and gone and was barely noticed on the Island. Well not in the glen anyway. It is more sheltered here amongst the hills. We don’t get the full blast of the south westerlies which crash into the coasts but we do get more than our fair share of rain. Like life . . . what you lose on the proverbial swings you win on the roundabouts.
The interest in the naming of storms seems to be abating. The jokes about the names are even fizzling out in the newspaper website comments. The next one will be called Clodagh which doesn’t have much scope for comedy. Number two was Barney and someone asked whether we could expect to be inundated with pink dinosaurs. He was immediately corrected by another commenter who replied that Barney the cartoon dinosaur wasn’t pink . . . he was purple and green!
I remember the lurid dinosaur well. He was a favourite of our eldest American granddaughter and much in evidence when we used to visit the Early Learning Centre in Douglas. Modern children’s toys were rather a culture and colour shock for me. I was brought up in the more pastel world of Beatrix Potter and Alison Uttley and was particularly fond of the illustrations of little British countryside animals. I loved the original illustrations in the A. A. Milne books too but was never very fond of The Wind in the Willows. The loud and obnoxious Mr Toad spoiled the book for me. I have always had an aversion to loud and over-confident people.
Autumn is almost over and winter starts on Tuesday. It hasn’t been very cold yet but the wet and windy spell continues. I should be busy finishing off the autumn clear-up in the garden but the weather has turned wet and windy and I can't get motivated. You will understand my reluctance to work in the garden if you read these comments on today's five day forecast from Ronaldsway:
Sat: Gales. Coastal overtopping of large waves near high tides.
Sun: Severe gales, with a risk of potentially damaging winds for a time (confidence in this low at present, please look for updates to forecast). Coastal overtopping near high tides, this quite severe.
Mon: Strong or gale force winds until later. Heavy rain, risk localised flooding.
Tues: Strong or gale force winds developing. Heavy rain, risk localised flooding.
Wed: Strong or gale force winds. Risk ice on highest roads later as it turns colder
So I am stuck inside with plenty of time to write but nothing to photograph and nothing to write about apart from the weather. I think I need a new hobby . . . although there are little bits of brightness even on some of the cloudiest days.
We did go for two short walks about a week ago. We just wandered up the tarred roads to the top of Fern Glen and up our branch of the glen to the entrance to the muddy footpath through the pheasant estate.
I took about half a dozen photos, none of great interest but the river was higher than usual.
And there were some golden beech leaves on branches overhanging the water.
Work was proceeding on the old barn, which is being converted, enlarged and turned into a modern home next door to Far End.
The sun came out briefly and lit up the remaining leaves on a nearby birch.
And the lions on the gateposts are still guarding the entrance to Fernside. They always remind me of Betsy-Lee our crazy Schipperke who thought they looked very threatening and barked at them when she was a puppy. I am not sure whether she realised that they represented big cats. She had a tendency to hysteria and also barked at some white quartz stones at the side of the road outside Baytree Cottage.
I took this photo of the east side of Skyhill above our house from a field about half the way up the Fern Glen Road. The bare pale grey branches of the ash trees trace the course of the little streams that trickle down the hillside. Some of the water ends up running down the ditch through our garden.
Sunday
There are still a few colourful leaves on the big white flowering cherry but most have been ripped off by the wind and are littering the front lawn and the flower beds.
I started reading Håkan Nesser's latest book on Friday. The first sentence appealed to me. “The day before yesterday I decided that I would outlive my dog. I owed him that.” I felt I could identify with the narrator because I agree that we owe it to our dogs to outlive them. The second paragraph starts “That is how I intend to pass the time from now on. Make decisions, and stick to them. It is not all that difficult, but harder than it sounds . . . “. That resolution also appealed to me. I am quite good at making decisions. It is the sticking to them where I come unstuck.
During the non-gardening weather I have been spending far too much time reading the on-line newspapers and my first decision is that I must stop reading the opinion columns in the Guardian - and particularly the below the line comments. There are mainly heated clashes between the right wing bigots (who should be reading the Daily Mail and only visit the website to annoy and the Guardianistas) and the left wing “professionally offended” types . . . with a few reasonable people caught in the crossfire. I don’t know why they bother to argue. Nobody ever shifts from their entrenched point of view.
As well as the repeated slanging matches about race, religion, politics and women’s lib, etc., etc. the trending issue is gender identity politics. It has a high profile because of a current fashion for claiming celebrity status by becoming a type of trans-person. First Germaine Greer got into trouble for not being sympathetic enough. I think she got rather irritated about the whole Bruce/Caitlin Jenner media frenzy. Then a Guardian food writer, Jack Monroe, who used to be described as female announced in October that she wanted to be referred to as "transgender with a non-binary gender identity". She/they has also asked to be referred to by the singular they pronoun, rather than "he" or "she". It is all getting too much for my aging brain. How can I avoid stepping into the linguistic elephant traps and causing offence. How will I know who is going to be offended by being referred to as “he” or “she” And grammar will be even more complicated. Should I write "they have" or "they has" if I am referring to a singular non-binary person? I thought it was bad enough when poor Benedict Cumberbatch stirred up a media hornets' nest by inadvertently referring to "coloured people" instead of the preferred "people of colour." But I am beginning to think that the only solution in future may be not to say anything at all. Total silence - that is the answer!